sluttiestkitten:

all girls are fucking beautiful and if you try to make them feel like they aren’t because they have fuzzy legs or chubby bellies fuck you

shekillswithkissesxo:

creatingparadise:

gunmetalbluuee:

the-murderous-bettie-rage:

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MY ENTIRE LIFE.

My favorite bit in this movie

what movie is this from?

THIS IS THE ENDDDD

(Source: sohapppily)

WISH ME LUCK IM GONNA SIT IN THE COLLEGE CAFETERIA ALONE AND STUDY AND HOPE PEOPLE TALK TO ME BECAUSE ALL MY OTHER FRIENDS ARE MIA OHMYGOD IM SO NERVOUS

daedalus: icarus, whatever you do, dont fly too close to the sun
icarus:
icarus: im gonna fuck the sun

joharvellism:

Ben Wyatt + Text Posts

*stumbles in late to the party*

parksandrecthings:

THE GREATEST LESLIE LINE

(Source: aubreyplza)

Male Rapper: *releases song about drugs and money and murder and theft and having side-bitches and disrespecting women*
Everybody: cool
Nicki Minaj: *releases song about butts*
Everybody: WOW WHAT A WHORE OH MY GOD NICKI MINAJ IS AWFUL WHAT A BAD EXAMPLE HOLY SHIT THIS IS THE DECLINE OF MANKIND WHAT HAS MUSIC COME TO OH LORD THIS IS TEACHING YOUNG GIRLS TO BE SLUTS I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS BACK IN MY DAY WE HAD GOOD MUSIC NOW THIS IS JUST A DISASTER EDEN HAS FALLEN AND SOON THE DEVIL WILL CLAIM OUR CHILDREN AND GIVE WOMEN THE ABILITY TO FREELY EXPRESS SEXUALITY IN THE MEDIA

julyfourth2014:

"how would you like your tea sir?"

*american voice* tax free

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(Source: calum4president)